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rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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(via donnacabonna)

Jul 24

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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(Source: hi, via donnacabonna)

Jul 24
al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
Jul 24

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

(via fuckderek)

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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(via dieforapie)

Jul 23

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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(via cellophaneandglass)

Jul 23

kateperrys:

remember when

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but then

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remember

(Source: joshdevines, via thechamberofsecrets)

Jul 23

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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(Source: facebook.com, via burmabitches)

Jul 23

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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(Source: 55mph-archive, via caistiels)

Jul 22
Jul 21

(Source: dogapult, via captainblucifer)

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 
Jul 18

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

(via be4utiful-lies)

Jul 18

(Source: vintageedgey, via honkforgay)

Jul 18

(Source: maplesuhtori, via mysterylnc)


castielgratia:
Jul 18

castielgratia:

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(Source: justtheladyinblack, via unicornfairyprincess)

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

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(via barashat)

Jul 18
Jul 17

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via tachibanamakotos)